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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-03

Texas Candidate Paints on Stubble at 5 PM, Because Routine Is Key.

Senate hopeful James Talarico has a rigorous campaign schedule, which apparently includes a daily 5 PM ritual of applying fake stubble. Because nothing says 'relatable candidate' like meticulously crafting your five o'clock shadow.

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