George Lucas, not content with merely altering cinematic history, has now taken on the Holy Word itself. His new edition of the Bible features a revised opening where Malchus gets the first swing, presumably to add a little more 'pew pew' to the proceedings.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a207a00c523f6a207a00c5240.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>LOS ANGELES, CA — Filmmaker George Lucas was reportedly branching out into Bible sales with a bold new special edition of God's Word, featuring a new edit where Malchus attacks Peter first.</p>