In a move that surprised absolutely no one over the age of five, a Pride parade had to reroute because, *gasp*, kids exist near schools. Apparently, public celebration and tiny humans don't mix... unless it's a school play, maybe?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a205fd121e046a205fd121e05.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A parade celebrating Pride Month was forced to suddenly change course after participants informed organizers that none of them were allowed within 200 yards of a local elementary school.</p>