Because what else would an influencer birth besides more content and potential profit? This baby is already a more valuable asset than most people's entire investment portfolios.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a2056a584f6b6a2056a584f6c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>TAMPA, FL — Social media influencer Lena Baker announced on her Instagram page this week that she had given birth to her third revenue stream, a beautiful little girl named Brinley.</p>