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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-03

Ex-Misfit Frontman Threatens Heaven, God Tells Him to Try It

After a brief stint in Christian music, Michale Graves is now threatening to storm Heaven if not admitted, citing Donald Trump's playbook. Even God's unimpressed, calling him a 'motherfucker' and reinforcing the Pearly Gates.


<p>DUMONT, N.J. &#8211; Former Misfits frontman Michale Graves expressed his plan to storm Heaven’s Gates if his recent pivot to Christian music... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/michale-graves-planning-to-storm-the-gates-of-heaven-if-new-christian-music-career-doesnt-get-him-admitted/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue this tale</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/michale-graves-planning-to-storm-the-gates-of-heaven-if-new-christian-music-career...

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