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humor Duffel Blog 2026-06-03

Marines hospitalized and dead after ingesting 'nicotine-infused' Crayola crayons.

Seven Marines are dead and over 130 hospitalized after a batch of 'nicotine-infused' crayons led to 'catastrophic decision-making.' Apparently, the grape flavor was just too enticing, proving that some battles are best left unfought.

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