In a bold move, Fort Worth has leveled a Black community, clearing the way for... well, nothing. The mayor assures us this $10 million 'devitalization project' is a crucial step towards a future of vacant lots and maybe some weeds. Progress, I guess?

<p>FORT WORTH, TX—In a move that left hundreds of longtime residents scrambling to find alternative housing, municipal construction crews reportedly demolished a local Black neighborhood Thursday, part of an ongoing city project to make room for nothing in particular. “For decades, this part of Fort Worth has languished as nothing more than a loving community for [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/black-neighborhood-demolished-to-make-room-for-nothing-in-particular/">Black N...