Members of the Heaven's Gate cult are reportedly having a blast celebrating their 29th year in the 'highest plane of existence' after their mass suicide. They're enjoying their incorruptible alien bodies and recommend the phenobarbital-laced apple sauce for anyone looking for eternal bliss.

<p>THE NEXT LEVEL—Still reaping the benefits of a mass suicide timed to coincide with the arrival of the Hale–Bopp comet, members of the Heaven’s Gate cult told reporters Friday they were looking forward to this month’s anniversary celebration of their 29th euphoric year on the highest plane of existence. “Shedding my human vehicle and transcending to [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/heavens-gate-members-enjoy-29th-euphoric-year-on-highest-plane-of-existence/">Heaven’s Gat...