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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-03

Teen Blames AI for Joblessness; Mum Praises Tech for Not Wanting His Data.

An 18-year-old NEET, who believes AI stole all entry-level jobs, has found solace in his mother's theory that LinkedIn is just a US surveillance plot. He's waiting for AI to offer him a job, which sounds about as likely as him washing a dish.


A 18-YEAR-OLD who has made no effort to find any kind of job has decided his unemployment is down to global economic factors far beyond his control. <p><strong>A 18-YEAR-OLD who has made no effort to find any kind of job has decided his unemployment is down to global economic factors far beyond his control.Β </strong></p> <p>Josh Hudson is one of of more than a million Neets across the nation, who is unable to study for A-levels because he dropped out and cannot get onto any training courses desp...

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