Apparently, throwing bins at police doesn't magically solve societal problems, a revelation met with shock by those with prior convictions for violence. Britain has learned that smashing up the place is less helpful than a chocolate teapot.

VIOLENT twats who believe themselves to be helping are emphatically not helping, Britain has agreed. <p><strong>VIOLENT twats who believe themselves to be helping are emphatically not helping, Britain has agreed. </strong></p> <p>The men who rushed down to Southampton to throw bricks at police in the hope it would make everything in Britain better have in fact made it worse, as any neutral observer would have predicted.</p> <p>Nathan Muir of Hitchin said: “You’d think they’d have learned from So...