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humor The Shovel 2026-06-03

Retirement Funds Too Low, Florida Woman Must Compete at Wimbledon for Gas Money.

Turns out, retirement doesn't pay the bills when gas prices are higher than a tennis ball served by Serena Williams. She's now forced to trade her comfy slippers for grass courts, hoping for a quarter-final finish to afford a tank of fuel.

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