Finally, music for people who want to hear absolutely nothing while pretending to work. These artists are so expertly bland, they make spreadsheets more exciting than any actual melody.

HEADPHONES in the office? But real, good music too distracting? These meticulous peddlers of dullness have created oeuvres with your eight-hour shift in mind. <p><strong>HEADPHONES in the office? But real, good music too distracting? These meticulous peddlers of dullness have created oeuvres with your eight-hour shift in mind: </strong></p> <p><strong>Brian Eno</strong></p> <p>Eno’s perfect for bashing out a pitch deck like you’re in an airline lounge without any of the holiday thrill, having in...