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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-03

Hantavirus Outbreak: Between 3 and 97,000 Diagnoses, Nobody's Really Sure.

A cruise ship experienced a hantavirus outbreak with a diagnosis range so vast it includes everyone on Earth and maybe a few squirrels. Experts are baffled, but hey, at least the infected passengers will be quarantined until sometime between 2026 and 2036.


<p>OMAHA, Neb. β€” A strain of hantavirus erupted on the Hondius cruise, infecting somewhere between 3 and 97,000 people, confirmed sources who... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/reports-confirm-somewhere-between-3-and-97000-hantavirus-diagnoses-this-week/" style="color: #3eb565;">Read the full masterpiece</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/reports-confirm-somewhere-between-3-and-97000-hantavirus-diagnoses-this-week/">Reports Confirm Somewhe...

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