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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-03

Jogging Confirmed: The Fastest Way to Add More Stress to Your Precious Day!

Apparently, all those breathless articles about the benefits of jogging were just a clever ruse. A Harvard study hilariously reveals that lacing up for 30 minutes actually adds a full 30 minutes of *extra* stress, proving that some 'healthy' habits are just pure torture.


<p>Cambridge, MA &#8211; A new study from Harvard science has indicated that individuals who engage in just 30 minutes of jogging a day add 30 minutes more of stress into their day against those who do not. β€œOur recent forays into light exercise have really changed some of our preconceived notions,” explained Maya Brownstein, from [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/study-finds-jogging-for-just-30-minutes-a-day-can-add-30-minutes-of-stress-to-your-life/" rel="...

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