On Primary Election Day, the streets of California were buzzing with the profound wisdom of voters still clinging to the Democratic party. Apparently, the reasons are as shocking and unpredictable as a frog wearing a tiny hat.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1f3cda2e40e6a1f3cda2e40f.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>It's Primary Election Day in California, and, as expected, a ton of people are still voting Democrat. The Babylon Bee hit the streets to find out why.</p>