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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-02

California Voters Reveal Their Top 9 Reasons for Sticking with the Democrats: Surprise, Surprise!

On Primary Election Day, the streets of California were buzzing with the profound wisdom of voters still clinging to the Democratic party. Apparently, the reasons are as shocking and unpredictable as a frog wearing a tiny hat.

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