In a desperate, perhaps even deranged, attempt to appease the Star Wars fanbase, Disney is unleashing a new trilogy dedicated to that universally beloved character, Jar Jar Binks. Get ready for more 'Meesa' than you can shake a midi-chlorian at!

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1f3ed3119196a1f3ed31191a.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BURBANK, CA — In an effort to win back disgruntled fans, Disney executives announced a brand-new Star Wars film trilogy centered entirely around Jar Jar Binks, one of the most popular characters in the franchise.</p>