President Trump is reportedly flabbergasted to discover that genocidal jihadists aren't exactly known for their adherence to fair play during peace talks. Who knew wishing really hard didn't make them good negotiators?

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1f29fc727046a1f29fc72705.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — After seeing carefully negotiated ceasefires between the U.S. and Iran and Israel and Hezbollah fail to bring about lasting peace in the troubled region, President Donald Trump was reportedly shocked to learn that genocidal jihadists often don't negotiate in good faith.</p>