In a stunning confession, Satan has claimed responsibility for the very existence of raisins. Apparently, it was all a cosmic accident, a clerical error in the infernal department of dried fruit.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1f32f5e01fa6a1f32f5e01fb.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HELL — Satan confirmed this week that he was, in fact, responsible for raisins.</p>