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humor The Onion 2026-06-02

Couple Knows Matchmaker is Waste of Time, But Insists on Getting Their Money's Worth.

Greta Sampson and Arnold White, wisely acknowledging the futility of a matchmaker, proceed to ensure they receive maximum value for their dubious investment. It's a testament to their commitment to 'getting their money's worth,' no matter the outcome.

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