Greta Sampson and Arnold White, wisely acknowledging the futility of a matchmaker, proceed to ensure they receive maximum value for their dubious investment. It's a testament to their commitment to 'getting their money's worth,' no matter the outcome.

<p>Both bride and groom knew working with a matchmaker would be a waste of time, but they were determined to get their money’s worth no matter what.</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/greta-sampson-and-arnold-white/">Greta Sampson and Arnold White</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph"><br />Both bride and groom knew working with a matchmaker would be a waste of time, but they were determined to get their money’s worth no ...