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humor The Onion 2026-06-02

Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund for Men Rejected by Women, Citing Persecution.

In a move that will shock absolutely no one, Donald Trump has established an $88 billion fund for any man who's ever been told 'no' by a woman. Apparently, documenting dating app rejection is now grounds for a presidential bailout.

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