FBI Director Kash Patel is under fire for using taxpayer-funded jets for personal grooming, specifically blow-drying his hair. In a bizarre twist, officials report he's now unavailable for comment after a slight misunderstanding involving a jet turbine.

<p>WASHINGTON—Drawing intense scrutiny for what opponents have characterized as misuse of agency resources, FBI director Kash Patel came under fire Tuesday for using an FBI jet to blow-dry his hair. “On numerous occasions, Kash Patel has inappropriately utilized a government-funded Gulfstream jet to add shine and smoothness to his hair after a shower,” said Illinois Sen. [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/kash-patel-under-fire-for-using-fbi-jet-to-blow-dry-hair/">Kash Patel ...