For the romantically challenged, fear not! This guide offers hope for overweight chaps to woo pop princesses, with tips like 'slide into her DMs, king' or proposing at an arena show. Apparently, a criminal record and public urination are excellent ways to get Ariana Grande's attention. What could possibly go wrong?

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