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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-02

45-Year-Old Claims 20-Something Women Are Mature, Doesn't Know Any 20-Something Men.

A 45-year-old man who exclusively dates women in their 20s extols their 'wisdom beyond their years' and lack of cellulite, bafflingly forgetting that 20-something men apparently still film themselves falling off things. Clearly, he prefers intellectual pursuits like discussing his Porsche with cleavage-focused 22-year-olds.

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