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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-02

Universities: Now Exclusively for the Wealthy and the Dim, as Intended!

Britain's universities have successfully reverted to their original design: havens for the rich and foolish. Gone are the pesky intelligent youths; now, only the chinless, inbred elite can afford to be insulted with Latin. It’s a mercy, really, for professors who just want to spout knowledge at uncomprehending posh thickos.

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