Britain's universities have successfully reverted to their original design: havens for the rich and foolish. Gone are the pesky intelligent youths; now, only the chinless, inbred elite can afford to be insulted with Latin. It’s a mercy, really, for professors who just want to spout knowledge at uncomprehending posh thickos.

TUITION fees and high-interest student loans have returned Britain’s universities to the domain of the wealthy and stupid, as they were intended to be. <p><strong>TUITION fees and high-interest student loans have returned Britain’s universities to the domain of the wealthy and stupid, as they were intended to be. </strong></p> <p>As the scourge of intelligent teenagers from the lower orders retreats, the UK’s posh thickos can relax in their hallowed seat of learning without fear of being irritat...