We mourn the loss of an acquaintance's chaotic Instagram presence, now replaced by wholesome baby content. Her days of uninvited magician confrontations and existential crisis selfies are gone, leaving us with only the mundane 'moo moo' instead of milk. It's a tragic downgrade from her single, manic era.

There comes a time when everyone grows up, but tragically, that growth often comes at the expense of a comically immature social media presence. Case&#8230; <p dir="ltr">There comes a time when everyone grows up, but tragically, that growth often comes at the expense of a comically immature social media presence. Case in point: Your acquaintance’s Instagram posts about her new baby aren’t nearly as good as what she posted when she was single and <span class="il">manic</span>.</p> <p dir="ltr">We...