An office pest has cheerfully announced that summer is over, and to everyone's dismay, he's probably right. His 'hilarious' weather-based jokes are met with silent despair, prompting colleagues to consider ancient pagan rituals to banish him and the clouds. Apparently, complaining about the weather is peak British humor, especially when it's Martin doing it.

AN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct. <p><strong>AN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct. </strong></p> <p>Martin Bishop, aged 44, has accosted everyone he meets with the one-liner he mistakenly believes to be the pinnacle of ironic British humour, but is more likely to be an entire...