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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-01

New Service Eliminates Annoying Orange Candies, Delighting People Who Hate Orange.

Finally, a solution for those who find orange candies an affront to their taste buds! This revolutionary service ensures you'll never accidentally consume a dreaded orange candy again, making every box a curated experience of non-orange joy.

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