Finally, a solution for those who find orange candies an affront to their taste buds! This revolutionary service ensures you'll never accidentally consume a dreaded orange candy again, making every box a curated experience of non-orange joy.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1de7382a2486a1de7382a249.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.</p>