After the latest box office stumble, Disney's scrambling to save Star Wars, with plans to revive it only so they can ceremoniously obliterate it again. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1dd91fcea366a1dd91fcea37.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>BURBANK, CA — Following a precipitous fall at the box office for The Mandalorian and Grogu, reports circulated that Disney executives called an urgent meeting with Lucasfilm to come up with a plan to revive the floundering Star Wars franchise so they could kill it again.</p>