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humor The Onion 2026-06-01

Bruce Springsteen: 'Whatever, It's A Gig,' Agrees To Play Controversial Freedom 250

Bruce Springsteen, the man who once sang about the working man, has decided a fat paycheck for a controversial concert is worth more than his principles. He's willing to play for anyone if the cash is right, proving the only thing 'Born to Run' from is his own integrity.


<p>COLTS NECK, NJ—Declaring that he wasn&#8217;t about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock icon Bruce Springsteen said, &#8220;Fuck it, a gig&#8217;s a gig,&#8221; Monday as he agreed to headline the controversial Freedom 250 concert series on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. &#8220;I may get some flack from the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/fuck-it-a-gigs-a-gig-says-bruce-springsteen-agreeing-to-headline-freedom-250-concert/">‘Fuck It, A Gig’...

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