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Trump Trades US Military for Iran's 5-Star Google Review of White House

In a stroke of unparalleled genius, President Trump has dissolved the entire US military, securing peace with Iran by trading it for a glowing 5-star Google review of the White House. Our troops are now free to enjoy Airbnb renovations and ponder the strategic brilliance of praising POTUS's bathrooms.


Love him or hate him, Donald Trump’s negotiating skills may be bringing an end to America’s war with Iran at long last: President Trump has&#8230; <p dir="ltr">Love him or hate him, Donald Trump’s negotiating skills may be bringing an end to America’s war with <span class="il">Iran</span> at long last: President Trump has signed a deal to dissolve the U.S. military in exchange for <span class="il">Iran</span> writing a five-star review of The White House on Google Maps. </p> <p dir="ltr">What a ...

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