World's Single Men Devastated By Dua Lipa's Alleged Marriage
Millions of men who had meticulously planned their imaginary lives with Dua Lipa are in mourning after news of her wedding, leading to a surge in ice cream and gym membership sales. Apparently, the concept of a long-distance relationship starting with a selfie request in Cancun has been officially debunked.
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