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humor The Onion 2026-06-01

Politician Claims Ignorance: 'Didn't Know Sexting Was Cheating'

In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance, politician Graham Platner claims he was unaware that extramarital sexting might be construed as a sign of infidelity. Apparently, navigating the nuances of marital commitment requires a level of insight not found in his inbox.

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