In a bold move to escape American 'instability,' Canada is reportedly planning to physically move its entire population to Europe. Apparently, the best defense against a neighbor is to become its farthest neighbor.

<p>OTTAWA &#8211; Prime Minister Mark Carney has reportedly settled on a last-ditch initiative to keep Canada safe from American instability: physically moving the entire nation to the continent of Europe. “The principal reason for Canada&#8217;s inextricable ties to the United States is that they are geographically speaking, our closest neighbour. Therefore, the solution seems patently [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/report-carneys-plan-to-protect-canada-...