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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-01

Canada's Defense Strategy: Relocate Entire Country to Europe to Avoid U.S.

In a bold move to escape American 'instability,' Canada is reportedly planning to physically move its entire population to Europe. Apparently, the best defense against a neighbor is to become its farthest neighbor.

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