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humor The Onion 2026-06-01

ATM Looks Too Shitty To Trust.

In a shocking exposé, an ATM has been deemed too unappealing to be trusted with cash. Apparently, its aesthetic choices are so poor, it makes users question its fiscal integrity.


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