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humor The Onion 2026-06-01

Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked by Epstein, Cites 'Worst Stuff'.

In a truly bizarre turn of events, a tearful Trump has emerged as the latest victim in the Jeffrey Epstein saga, claiming he was groomed and sex-trafficked. Apparently, Epstein's real estate advice came with a rather disturbing, high-stakes commission.

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