In a truly bizarre turn of events, a tearful Trump has emerged as the latest victim in the Jeffrey Epstein saga, claiming he was groomed and sex-trafficked. Apparently, Epstein's real estate advice came with a rather disturbing, high-stakes commission.

<p>WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial predator, a tearful President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday he had been sex-trafficked by disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein. Trump, who described himself as a “victim of really unbelievable stuff, some of the worst” at a press [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/tearful-trump-claims-he-was-sex-trafficked-by-epstein/">Tearful Trump Cl...