For those who aspire to financial oblivion disguised as sophistication, this guide teaches you how to buy obscenely expensive versions of mundane items, invest in 'appreciating' trinkets, and multiply your purchases, all while ensuring your partner remains blissfully unaware. It's not hoarding if it's collectibles, darling!

ARE you keen to spend hundreds of thousands on items the person sharing a home with you can plausibly claim not to have noticed? Waste it like Murrell. <p><strong>ARE you keen to spend hundreds of thousands on items the person sharing a home with you can plausibly claim not to have noticed? Waste it like Murrell: </strong></p> <p><strong>Upgrade minor personal items</strong></p> <p>Look around you. Is there a cup? A coaster? A notepad and pen? What if you still had those same things, but they co...