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humor Daily Squib 2026-06-01

France Loses Championship, Daily Squib Asks: Do They Riot, or Just Sulk?

The French are known for their explosive celebrations when they win football titles, often involving car fires and spontaneous street parties. But what happens when the ball doesn't go their way? The Daily Squib bravely ponders if national pride takes a 'national siesta' or simply escalates to a croissant-related tantrum.


<p>PARIS - France - The French win a football championship and riot. If they lose, what do they do then?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk/world/66926-what-happens-if-the-french-lose-a-football-championship.html">What Happens if the French Lose a Football Championship?</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.dailysquib.co.uk">Daily Squib</a>.</p>

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