A 39-year-old man was horrified when a 55-year-old acquaintance casually included him in the 'people our age' demographic. Apparently, tweed vests, receding hairlines, and discussing road conditions are not yet universally accepted signs of youthfulness.

A FUSTY old geezer seems to be under the mistaken impression that you and he are in some way contemporaries. <p><strong>A FUSTY old geezer seems to be under the mistaken impression that you and he are in some way contemporaries.</strong></p> <p>Nathan Muir, aged 39, was approached by acquaintance Norman Steele at his town’s local festival and was happily engaging him in conversation until Norman dropped the bombshell that he believed the two of them to be alike in decrepitude.</p> <p>A shaken Na...