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humor The Chaser 2026-06-01

AUKUS Submarines Now Made of Paper, Double as Hats; Defense Minister Simplifies Navy.

Australia's groundbreaking AUKUS submarine deal has been ingeniously simplified: they're now paper boats! Defense Minister Richard Marles assures us this fleet is 'state-of-the-art' and, conveniently, doubles as headwear, making them vastly superior to actual submarines.


<p>"These state of the art vessels also double as a hat"</p> <p>The post <a href="https://chaser.com.au/national/aukus-submarines-downgraded-to-paper-boats/">AUKUS submarines downgraded to paper boats</a> appeared first on <a href="https://chaser.com.au">The Chaser</a>.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">The latest update on the AUKUS submarine deal has seen the new nuclear submarines from America downgraded to a fleet of used paper boats.</p> <p class="wp-block-paragraph">Defence Minister Ric...

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