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Mosquito Repellent, Now With More Wi-Fi and Less Common Sense

For a mere $699 (plus refills, naturally), you too can wirelessly repel mosquitoes from your Baja patio. Because nothing screams 'relaxed luxury' like syncing your anti-bug system to your phone, ensuring those pesky bloodsuckers never interrupt your expat meditation or artisanal mezcal tasting. The locals, of course, just use a fan.

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