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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-01

Canadian Content Laws Now Mandate 55% of Ex-PMs' Pop Star Girlfriends Must Be Canadian.

Canada's latest cultural policy requires former Prime Ministers to have dated at least 55% Canadian pop stars. This bold move ensures national pride, even if it means raiding the charts for eligible paramours.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; A recent amendment to Canadian content laws has set a minimum quota for the celebrity partners of former Canadian Prime Ministers, requiring at least 55% of pop stars dated by retired PMs to be Canadian.Β  β€œWe originally planned to set a minimum threshold of 35% Canadian pop star paramours, to align with the [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/new-canadian-content-laws-specify-55-of-pop-stars-dated-by-former-prime-ministers-must-be-canadian/" ...

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