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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-31

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Yoga Workers Halt Toll Road, Demand 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual' Lanes.

Construction plans for the new toll road are stalled as the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) asserts toad habitat protection extends to sacred, licked-toad-induced spiritual journeys. Developers are considering a 'Toad Licker Fast Pass' for the truly enlightened.

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