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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-31

Demon Barber's Haircuts So Good, Patrons Don't Mind the 'Collateral Damage'

In a stunning display of prioritizing personal grooming over ethical concerns, one Londoner declares Sweeney Todd's murderous tendencies a mere footnote to his unparalleled barbering skills. Apparently, a perfect fade and a good tip are all that matter, even if it means a few customers end up as Mrs. Lovett's meat pies.


<p>I think many of us would agree that good customer service is hard to find in jolly London town, and even rarer... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-i-dont-care-that-hes-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-this-is-the-best-haircut-ive-ever-had/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/blog/opinion-i-dont-care-that-hes-the-demon-barber-of-fleet-street-this-is-the-best-haircut-ive-ever-had/">Opinion: I ...

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