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humor The Hard Times 2026-05-31

Demon Barber's Haircuts So Good, Patrons Don't Mind the 'Collateral Damage'

In a stunning display of prioritizing personal grooming over ethical concerns, one Londoner declares Sweeney Todd's murderous tendencies a mere footnote to his unparalleled barbering skills. Apparently, a perfect fade and a good tip are all that matter, even if it means a few customers end up as Mrs. Lovett's meat pies.

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