Finally, Mosquito Repellent That Requires Its Own App and Monthly Subscription!
Because nothing says 'relaxing Baja evening' like constantly checking your phone to ensure tiny bloodsuckers aren't enjoying your artisanal mezcal more than you are. This 'smart' system ensures your expat neighbors know you're too important for mere coils, requiring an entire Wi-Fi network and a degree in pest control engineering just to not get bitten.