Local man Dennis Rogers found profound satisfaction watching a Blue Origin rocket go kaboom, realizing it was the perfect use for the funds meticulously accumulated from his wife's extensive Amazon shopping sprees.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a1b08fc8ad236a1b08fc8ad24.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>COLUMBIA, SC — Watching in awe as Blue Origin's New Glenn rocket exploded in spectacular fashion, local man Dennis Rogers was glad to finally see what his wife's Amazon purchases had funded.</p>