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2026-05-30
Toad's AI Discovery: Cerritos Toll Road Stalled Over Demands for Toad Licking Lanes
Construction of the new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has ground to a halt as disgruntled yoga retreat workers demand dedicated 'Toad Licking Lanes' to preserve local amphibian rituals. Developers now consider a tequila-fueled mediation to address toad-human co-existence.