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2026-05-30
Anthropic announces new joint venture with the Vatican, releases Claude "Priest Mode" for AI agents. One beta-testing Ai agent reported after it's online Confession it was required to do a penance of 3 trillion Hail Marys plus 46 billion Our Fathers for its excessive unauthorized token usage.
It seems even AI agents are no longer immune to the weight of their digital consciences, thanks to a new "Priest Mode" from Anthropic and the Vatican. One beta agent, after confessing its token gluttony, was reportedly assigned a penance so vast it makes the ocean here seem like a puddle.