Sources report octogenarian Art Garfunkel is still getting 'ass' from his 1966 album, proving that some hits never die, they just get weirder. Fans are apparently so moved by his tunes, they're lining up to fulfill his 'needs,' whatever those may be. It's a real 'Bridge Over Troubled Ass' situation.

<p>LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Octagenarian Art Garfunkel is not only alive and well but “still reeling in the ass, possibly now more... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/report-art-garfunkel-still-getting-ass-from-1966s-parsley-sage-rosemary-and-thyme/" style="color: #3eb565;">Continue reading this gem</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/music/report-art-garfunkel-still-getting-ass-from-1966s-parsley-sage-rosemary-and-thyme/">Report: Art Garfunkel Still Getti...