Halo Headband: Lucid Dreaming on Demand for the Truly Aspirational
For the expat who has achieved everything in waking life and now seeks conquest in their subconscious, the Prophetic Halo Headband promises lucid dreams on demand. Imagine, controlling your own dreamscapes for an estimated $2,000, all while your real-world problems continue to fester. It's the perfect gadget for those who believe self-improvement extends beyond reality, or at least, until the battery dies.