Enlightenment is Now Flat-Packed: Your Copper Pyramid Awaits
For those Todos Santos souls desperate to 'align their chakras' without actually, you know, doing anything strenuous, behold the Copper Giza Pyramid for Meditation. Apparently, sitting under a geometrically pleasing pile of metal is all it takes to tap into ancient energies. Just don't ask about the electrical bill for maintaining such profound vibrations; true spiritual wellness, like a good Wi-Fi signal, isn't cheap.